Are you a neophile? If yes, the future belongs to you

Neophile (noun) : a person who has a strong affinity for novelty and new experiences

And what could be newer than the future? The future even has that new car smell. You know the smell. Who rules the new? Well the neophiles of course! Neophiles, by the nature of their sickness, demonstrate a remarkable adaptability that is unrivaled by other, more serious, afflictions. And since the future is jam-packed with new and interesting things, not to mention things which constantly change, the neophile will find the future to be a very stimulating and comfortable place. So rejoice neophiles, even if things aren't quite looking your way right now, just wait it out. The future is your home and it's getting closer every day.